Just a few years ago, building a Dark Factory for code was mere science fiction. Today we know it's possible. But possible does not mean easy... Join me for a tour to the bleeding edge of agentic coding, where we will discuss how I created one of these wondrous machines for a client. When you leave this session you will know exactly where you will need to focus your efforts to create your own automated Dark Factory. I built one for a client, and this session is the tour: where the agents run, what they need to run, how to steer the agents to avoid creating just slop, and how to make agents check each other through adversarial reviewers, testers that try to break the feature, and janitors that run nightly against complexity and contract drift. You'll leave this session knowing where to focus your effort after you pitch building one of these to your boss!